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CONTINUING THE BEST EUPHEMISM EVER

Mon Nov 16, 2009, 8:39 AM
The following is a conversation that transpired between myself and a friend of mine on facebook. Enjoy



Chris Rush has decided on the best word: metaphorgasmic

Ben Cameron
as in: my night was metaphorgasmic

Chris Rush
or as in "short buses are kind of embarrassing, but then, even short buses are good if they can go a long time without having to refuel. That being said, there are a lot of buses that refuel right before you get to your destination, sometimes you have to finish the trek on your own. That's disappointing."

Ben Cameron
haha i was on this bus that was so full, it was almost bursting, and it lasted forever, took forever before we could get off, it was kinda frustrating. need some rapid transit so i can get to places quicker

Chris Rush
Haha, damn, I know that feeling. It's worse when you've had the same bus driver for a really long time, and then she suddenly quits, and you have no one to drive the bus. That's the hardest thing

Ben Cameron
well then u gotta push the bus yourself and find a new driver if she doesn't return. that bus needs someone who is qualified to drive it, or else it'll go out of commission. and there's so many places it has yet to travel

Chris Rush
So true, it's just so tedious pushing a bus. Not many prospective new drivers here either, most of them look pretty untalented or they're running someone else's bus. What I really need is a driver who isn't bound by a contract, so even if the driver is with one bus line they won't have a problem running my bus too. I would only do that if the other bus company was okay with her driving my bus, you can get sued for that.

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*thwack* you still haven't faved that sword yet! :XD:

god that sounds so lame on my behalf :XD:

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thank you :D haha

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:iconvampiresensei:
Hey Asshole! :)
How are you?
:iconkryshen:
better than you, as always

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:iconvampiresensei:
Pshshshst I highly doubt that! lol
But seriously, How are you? What's going on?
:iconkryshen:
not much, doing a lot of stuff with university, four days off a week, but I spend 8-11 hours (literally) of those days reading

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